DAD JOKES
I had a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
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I invited my contractor to the party. He really raised the roof.
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes.
Marble is a valuable building material and should not be taken for granite.
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The man who invented the door knocker won a no-bell prize.
Did you hear about the last remaining unit in the apartment building?
It was last but not leased.
What does a house wear? Address!
What’s the worst thing about broken elevators? They’re not very uplifting.
Why did the house go to the doctor? It had a windowpane.
“Eh, that Realtor doesn’t look so strong. I bet I can take him in a fight!”
“Are you crazy? That guy says he flips houses in his spare time!”